Big Dick Damage A Glimpse into the World of Rift Warriors in PvP

This week we're having a glimpse into the world of pvp.  There's a small yet ever growing arm of the Rift Warriors that is into PvP.  These are the non-care bear players who lurk on TS relentlessly teasing each other and speculating on who will be Bainmar's next Daddy.  As you all know father's are actually irreplaceable and I'm too old to get Married to anyone who plays WoW. The comradery between the PvPer's is high while the jokes sometimes go too far the blood between them is thicker than the water between some of the PvE players.  The shouts of congratulations and mutual admiration is something I've been missing in our recent raids. These are the stories of Arena and the world of PvP.

Two Warriors and a Dick Knight

The atmosphere was tense it was Bainmar and Choy fighting hard against two warriors, Bainmar was on his Death Knight, renamed at some point by someone as Dick Knights. The battle was fierce the odds against the Rift Warrior team. The CC was out of control a battle rez seemingly impossible due to the constant stuns available to warriors. Then right at the last minute the rez worked Choy bounded into action taking one warrior down before he died leaving Bainmar to finish of the last Warrior he flew in healed himself on his Dick Knight and smashed the final warrior down the Arena was Won. Choy shouting something over TS I think it was "Go Bain..Man, you're my idol now".

They Call Him Awoll

Is it a bird, is it a plane...no it's Awolleader, descending upon you as if hell hath no fury.  He doesn't care how much gear you have, he doesn't care if you are picking herbs or mining...beware the Horde and the Alliance he's going to get you; Explosive trap you off a cliff and laugh wildly at your demise. Let's face it ol' mate it is pretty funny. He will take it easy on the the Rifties letting you finish your quest first before you die a horrible death. He might play with you a bit and stun you over and over just before he kills you, rest assured my friend you will die.

We're going to Heal the Bastards to Death or Annoy them to Death

So this is how it works Bainmar and Awoll get on their Healers a Monk and a Bainmar on his Resto Druid. It's not about the win apparently it's all about the laughs you get dragging that arena out until the healing reduction pops. Awoll says "I'll pre-occupy the hunter with my face while you kill the Pally" It was a thing to behold 2 dps going against 2 healers.  You would think it would be in the bag for the dps. As you can see when it comes to Awoll and Bainmar the poor bastards didn't stand a chance. Bainmar says as Awoll screenshots the event "I feel sorry for those guys".

Here Comes My Hero

We've had the recent addition of my friend Nick who is trying to return to the world of PvE unsuccessfully it would seem. Spending hour upon hour in the Battlegrounds and convincing Steve, Awoll, Bain, Choy, Keiran and basically anyone that will listen into doing BG's and Arena.  He is after ALL the PvP achieves on his Monk. He wants the mount for 3v3.  He's looking for some heroes and he certainly unearthed a few PvPers in the Rift Warriors and it's been great listening to all the fun these guys have been having this week.